Honest and trusted reviews and guides

How we do what we do.

Show up unannounced

Our team always dines anonymously under excellent aliases. Well, we clearly can’t use those names anymore, but you get the point.

Pay for everything

We never accept free meals, reservations, compensation, or special
 treatment of any kind from any restaurants. Everything is paid for via our very own pockets.

Call it like we see it

After a few visits, we’ll write up our thoughts in the form of a review, guide, or listing. Our goal is always to be honest at all costs, and to help you make good decisions about where to spend your money.

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